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Blog, English School Articles · December 7, 2009

スミス英会話 高円寺Fattening for the New Year

You are here: Home / Blog / スミス英会話 高円寺Fattening for the New Year

TurkeyThey say that turkeys, geese, and pigs are fattened for Christmas which is fine but those who eat them are fattened for the New Year.

If you like to watch what you eat, then here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

Please don’t tell my students.

Season’s Greetings
Ken
Smith’s School of English Koenji

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  1. John C says

    December 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Maybe it’s just American English.
    Regards
    John
    Kawanishi

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